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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.30,0:00:03.32,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,There aren't any lolicons who just came from listening to the alternative commentary here, are there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.32,0:00:06.38,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Hello, I'm lovely idol Senjougahara Hitagi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.38,0:00:08.30,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Don't suddenly start abusing people!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.30,0:00:14.06,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,No, we can't begin like this. Senjougahara-san, please start over from the beginning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.06,0:00:14.80,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.80,0:00:15.86,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Take 2!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.24,0:00:21.10,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Hello to everyone except those in Tokyo. I'm the non-existent youth, Senjougahara Hitagi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.24,0:00:21.10,Default,TL,0,0,0,,{\an8} TL Note: This refers to the Tokyo Metropolitan Ordinance Regarding the Healthy Development of Youths
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.10,0:00:22.66,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Why would you leave out Tokyo?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.67,0:00:25.76,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Huh? This disc isn't being sold in Tokyo, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.76,0:00:28.80,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,It is, of course it is. Released to rave reviews, on sale now!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.80,0:00:34.24,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Hello to all you people over the age of 18. I'm high schooler of marriageable age Senjougahara Hitagi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.24,0:00:37.05,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Don't say that, it's a little bit too true to be funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.05,0:00:40.64,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,The fact that I’m a high schooler of marriageable age isn’t incorrect though, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.64,0:00:42.41,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Hello, I’m husband hunter Senjougahara Hitagi,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.41,0:00:45.79,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,currently taking applications to find a wonderful groom.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.80,0:00:47.05,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,What happened to Araragi-kun?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.05,0:00:51.08,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Who would marry him after watching this anime?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.08,0:00:52.60,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,To everyone watching:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.60,0:00:55.15,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,the fact that you’re listening to the commentary
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.15,0:00:58.13,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,means you must have finished at least the second episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.13,0:00:59.82,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Surely this man who jumps from woman to woman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.82,0:01:02.08,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,like some migratory bird could never get married, don’t you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.09,0:01:05.04,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Don’t ask the viewers to agree with you…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.04,0:01:10.60,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,So anyway, getting back on topic, Nisemonogatari Blu-Ray or DVD Volume 1 customers:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.60,0:01:12.16,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,did you enjoy watching the show?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.16,0:01:18.70,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,I’m the volume 1 commentator, Naoetsu High School Third Year Hanekawa Tsubasa, with…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.70,0:01:24.09,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,For some reason I was called in, also a Third Year at Naoetsu High School, I’m Senjougahara Hitagi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.09,0:01:27.32,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,“For some reason”? Senjougahara, you’re the heroine!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.32,0:01:30.38,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,You’re too kind; I may be a heroine, but I am a heroine in name only.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.38,0:01:33.55,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I don’t think I even have to tell the viewers,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.55,0:01:36.19,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,but my appearance in this show is over after this opening scene.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.20,0:01:39.24,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,It’s a case of having to say, “Look forward to the second volume”, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.24,0:01:41.03,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,That’s why, when it comes to this commentary,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.03,0:01:45.34,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,while I’m here introducing myself my only scene is almost already over, I mean what is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.34,0:01:46.34,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Well in that case,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.35,0:01:48.21,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,do you want to postpone the greeting
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.21,0:01:50.70,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,and for now we’ll comment upon this unfolding kidnapping drama?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.71,0:01:51.85,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Would you like to talk about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.85,0:01:53.31,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Hanekawa-san, Hanekawa-san,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.31,0:01:56.36,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I am so disappointed that you would say such a thing Hanekawa-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.37,0:01:59.61,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Forgetting the greeting towards the viewers is unthinkable.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.61,0:02:03.34,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Even if my weight were lost I am the kind of girl who respects common courtesy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.61,0:02:03.34,Default,TL,0,0,0,,{\an8}TL Note: pun untranslatable, it’s to do with taijuu (weight) and omonjiru (respect)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.34,0:02:06.40,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,As always, your jokes are awful.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.40,0:02:09.92,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Now then, let’s forget what’s on screen for a moment and continue our introductions.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.92,0:02:13.23,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I’m a girl that doesn’t commit kidnappings, Senjougahara Hitagi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.23,0:02:16.12,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Most girls don’t kidnap people, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.63,0:02:18.42,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,While it isn't completely clear,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.42,0:02:20.92,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,from how Araragi-kun looks in this scene
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.92,0:02:24.36,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,I'm guessing you must have used violence to take him here, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.37,0:02:27.02,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,That would mean that this wasn't a kidnapping{yuukai}, but an abduction{ryakushu}.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.02,0:02:29.48,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Huh? Are they different somehow?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.48,0:02:32.08,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,If you use violence to capture someone, that would be an abduction.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.08,0:02:35.24,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,If instead you persuaded them to come with you, that would be a kidnapping.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.24,0:02:36.64,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,We learnt this in Japanese Class, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.64,0:02:37.86,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I don't think I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.45,0:02:40.73,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Wait, so I understand abduction now, but about this 'persuasion',
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.74,0:02:45.06,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,specifically what kind of act would that refer to to become a kidnapping?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.06,0:02:48.60,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Umm, well. Something like "I'll give you candy, so come with me!", maybe?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.60,0:02:52.40,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Ah, I see. Something like "I'll play my pipe, so come with me!" right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.40,0:02:56.28,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,I don't think the Pied Piper of Hamelin was that cool...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.28,0:02:59.28,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Just how are you able to understand and retort despite given such little information?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.78,0:03:03.03,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,How about we talk about tongue kissing?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.04,0:03:04.41,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Please spare me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.42,0:03:07.41,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,In fact, now that our intimate lovey-dovey conversation
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.41,0:03:09.44,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,has been exposed to the world, what do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.45,0:03:14.56,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I think it's fair to say that I've probably received enough punishment for carrying out a kidnapping.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.56,0:03:17.74,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,This is supposed to be an intimate lovey-dovey conversation?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.74,0:03:21.63,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Isn't it lovey-dovey? Saying "aah" as I feed him and water him -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.65,0:03:24.04,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,I don't think saying "aah" and watering him is a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.04,0:03:26.62,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Now you know, I don't mean to be too frank here,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.62,0:03:31.26,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,but so far all I've done has been getting into horrible situations or puttings others in them,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.26,0:03:34.69,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,and what I'm wondering here is why I'm expected to provide commentary on this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.69,0:03:36.40,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Does someone have an explanation fetish?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.40,0:03:37.92,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Well I understand anyway,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.92,0:03:40.67,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,you don't like having to personally provide commentary on your own misdeeds, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.68,0:03:44.97,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,I may do bad things, but I do not want to be thought of as a bad person.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.97,0:03:46.64,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Of course. That's very normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.64,0:03:48.20,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Which is why I've been saying:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.20,0:03:51.09,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,, if I don't even have a proper role in the show, why am I getting called in for this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.09,0:03:55.77,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I don't know Araragi-kun's sisters so I don't have the inside story, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.77,0:03:58.04,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,While I may have heard rumours about them because they're quite well-known,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.04,0:03:59.55,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,, I've never actually met them or anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.55,0:04:01.13,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Now that you mention it,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.13,0:04:04.91,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,didn't you use them by threatening Araragi-kun through them in the prequel to this?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.92,0:04:09.39,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Oh my, you've stepped on a landmine there. But that's ok, it's all ancient history now.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.39,0:04:12.00,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,If you consider the canon timeline it's only been about 2 months, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.00,0:04:14.50,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Well aren't you well informed. As expected of Hanekawa-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.51,0:04:17.08,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Although you know, now that I actually get a good look
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.08,0:04:18.52,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,at these sisters that I threatened in this 'Nisemonogatari' anime,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.53,0:04:23.62,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,it seems like it would be difficult to follow through.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.62,0:04:28.51,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Well when you put it like that - wait, don't say something like that so naturally.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.51,0:04:30.91,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,I would prefer it if you didn't propose such a discussion with me, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.91,0:04:33.08,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I wonder if it was because of that time that I threatened them
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.08,0:04:36.60,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,that Araragi doesn't introduce me to his family.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.72,0:04:40.00,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Probably. Well, perhaps not just the threat,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.00,0:04:43.99,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,although I would say that's the primary reason, but this kidnapping as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.00,0:04:48.40,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Kidnapping this, kidnapping that. Stop saying it all the time, it's putting me in a bad mood.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.41,0:04:49.88,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,That's an incredible thing to say...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.88,0:04:52.50,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,If we're talking about that though, what about me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.50,0:04:55.84,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,We were talking about not appearing much in the show, but I actually don't appear at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.85,0:05:01.46,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,It was similar in Bakemonogatari Anime Vol.1, but even compared to then it's much worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.46,0:05:05.78,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Hmm. Well uh, forgive my rudeness for asking Hanekawa-san,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.78,0:05:07.92,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,but did you have an appearance at all in this Nisemonogatari Volume 1?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.94,0:05:08.98,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,I did not have an appearance.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.98,0:05:11.74,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,When I say 'I did not have an appearance', I don't mean 'I had a small appearance',
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.74,0:05:14.30,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,but that I am not even exaggerating when I say I didn't have one.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.30,0:05:16.57,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Ah, wait a second, there was there was.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.57,0:05:17.96,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,You're forgetting Hanekawa-san,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.96,0:05:23.00,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,didn't you call Araragi-san? Remember, his phone lit up with the word "recollection".
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.02,0:05:24.91,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,If we're going so far as to call that an appearance,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.91,0:05:27.51,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,then we might as well call Kanbaru's silhouette before an appearance.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.52,0:05:27.86,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.86,0:05:31.77,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,The silhouette that had its hands around Araragi-kun's neck.. that was Kanbaru!?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.77,0:05:33.98,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Watch out Kanbaru, I'll wring your neck.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.98,0:05:35.55,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Even as a silhouette that's not allowed, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.55,0:05:38.77,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Well, if stuff like this keeps being said, this disc will become unwatchable.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.58,0:05:42.26,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,But, this kind of thing can't be helped, right Hanekawa-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.26,0:05:43.73,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Can't be helped? Like what?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.73,0:05:46.73,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I mean, when you hear "commentary", you think, "Hanekawa Tsubasa", don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.73,0:05:48.78,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,No, please no, definitely not.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.78,0:05:50.35,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Definitely not? But that's how it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.35,0:05:52.53,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,I really don't want that image of me to stick.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.53,0:05:54.41,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Just how many more volumes do you think I'm going to have to -
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.41,0:05:56.41,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Wait, be quiet for a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.37,0:06:05.02,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Exactly as I begin to talk an elegant melody distinct from so-called modern pop music
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.02,0:06:08.17,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,that you would think was surely an opera passed down through the generations by mermaids...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.17,0:06:11.18,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,- oh, it's just my opening theme.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.18,0:06:13.80,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Was I really just silenced at such an important moment
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.80,0:06:15.86,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,just so I could listen to such a nonsensical speech?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.87,0:06:18.08,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I wouldn't have gone as far as to say nonsensical.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.08,0:06:19.77,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Excuse me, I went too far.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.79,0:06:24.73,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Speaking of which, mermaids are supposed to be able to sing well, but I wonder.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.73,0:06:28.14,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Even if you were to sing underwater, I don’t think your voice would resonate too well.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.14,0:06:30.20,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,It would just sound like “boeeeh”, wouldn’t it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.20,0:06:35.08,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,If you imagined a mermaid singing, you would probably think of one sitting on reef, no?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.08,0:06:37.08,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Holding a harp maybe, something like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.08,0:06:40.44,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Oh I see, thank you for even providing the pose, Hanekawa-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.44,0:06:42.56,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Although you didn’t have to do that much and I still would have understood.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.56,0:06:45.96,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Hm, although, mermaids are actually Junko, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.56,0:06:45.96,Default,TL,0,0,0,,{\an8} TL note: Junko might be a reference to something.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.96,0:06:46.52,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Huh? Who?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.52,0:06:51.21,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Ah, my mistake. They’re actually dugongs, right? Do dugongs rest on rocks like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.22,0:06:54.38,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Dugongs don’t sing in the first place, they don’t even hold harps.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.38,0:06:54.94,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.94,0:06:58.44,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,It’s actually the other way around. It’s not that mermaids are actually dugongs,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.44,0:07:00.52,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,but the imaginary creature known as the mermaid came about after
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.52,0:07:03.11,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,people mistook dugongs for being something else, or something like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.12,0:07:04.41,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Oh, is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.41,0:07:09.34,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Mysteriously, the myth of the mermaid is all over the world. Japan even has a version.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.34,0:07:13.18,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Sorry, could you be quiet for a bit? You can’t hear my song clearly.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.18,0:07:17.57,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Is that really any reason to silence me when I was expanding on the topic you brought up?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.57,0:07:22.17,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Come on, I bet you were full of praise during your opening as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.17,0:07:25.12,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,My opening did not air on TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.97,0:07:31.06,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Well, now that my misdeeds are over, let’s begin for real,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.06,0:07:33.69,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,commentary-san, whoops I mean, Hanekawa-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.70,0:07:35.30,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,How is it even possible to make such a mistake!?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.30,0:07:38.48,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Come on. You’ve been flaring up at my every word for a while now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.48,0:07:40.20,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,It’s the only way you leave me to respond!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.20,0:07:43.68,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,It would be natural for me to go home now that my appearance is over.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.68,0:07:46.69,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Yes, I do remember we were discussing something before along the lines of
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.69,0:07:49.17,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,why we were called in despite not having an appearance,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.18,0:07:50.71,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,but you know Senjougahara-san,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.71,0:07:54.36,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,if you keep emphasizing how much you don’t want to be doing this,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.37,0:07:57.33,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,the people who went to so much effort to buy this disc will be very disappointed,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.33,0:07:58.54,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,so let’s keep it at that, shall we?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.54,0:08:01.14,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,But you know Hanekawa-san, it turns out that’s often not the case.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.14,0:08:06.04,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,You see, having a cute girl complain because they’re being unreasonably forced to do something
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.05,0:08:09.76,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,is the kind of content that I’m sure a fair number of our viewers
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.76,0:08:11.58,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,would exclaim “Ya-hoi!” with glee to see.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.58,0:08:14.57,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,There’s no way there are people like that, no way. You hear me? None.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.57,0:08:16.68,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Of my fans, about 80% are like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.68,0:08:18.69,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Your fans are just too awful.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.18,0:08:23.29,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Ah, look. Tsukihi-chan is having a private conversation with her brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.29,0:08:24.38,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,She seems like a somewhat listless girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.38,0:08:26.40,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,It’s morning so she’s probably just sleepy, I think.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.40,0:08:29.28,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,The way Araragi-kun seems kind of rude in this scene,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.28,0:08:31.64,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,is that also because of sleepiness? Low blood pressure maybe?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.65,0:08:34.62,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Nope! This is just how he is with his little sisters.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.62,0:08:38.62,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,The rough and rude Araragi-san gets investigated, boiled and you say “my, how mysterious”.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.62,0:08:38.62,Default,TL,0,0,0,,{\an8}Notice from the messenger: Wordplay
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.62,0:08:41.00,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Did something a little scary get slipped in that last sentence…?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.00,0:08:43.02,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Are those portraits or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.02,0:08:45.02,Default,TL,0,0,0,,{\an8} TL Note: ‘calendars’ sounds the same as ‘of Karen’.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.02,0:08:45.02,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,They’re calendars!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.02,0:08:46.02,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Oh, just of Karen-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.41,0:08:50.02,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,You know, an only-child always ends up wishing they had siblings.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.02,0:08:54.06,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,‘I’m jealous of your sister. I’m jealous of your brother. I want twins.’
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.06,0:08:58.56,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Well, I’m an only-child too so it’s not like I don’t understand, with the exception of that last one.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.30,0:09:02.37,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I wonder, are they having a serious conversation here?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.32,0:09:07.84,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I must say I can’t agree with this irrational notion of fighting as communication.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.84,0:09:09.12,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,You can’t agree, huh…
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.12,0:09:13.97,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I want to teach her the saying: ‘Love and peace: all of humanity is a family.’
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.97,0:09:18.33,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Getting along with each other is of utmost importance; why can’t people understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.33,0:09:19.62,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Yeah… As you’d expect,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.62,0:09:22.31,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,when you get people who suffer from the same problem in front of each other,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.32,0:09:24.65,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,they can’t help but to get loquacious.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.65,0:09:28.04,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Whoa, that just surprised me. What did this girl just get so mad over?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.04,0:09:30.33,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Well, Araragi’s questioning.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.33,0:09:32.21,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Say what you like, but isn’t that too short-tempered?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.21,0:09:36.29,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,It seems that’s just the kind of girl she is. According to Araragi-kun, she snaps very quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.29,0:09:37.97,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,So, Araragi Tsukirehi?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.72,0:09:43.48,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I tied Tsukihi’s ‘ki’ with string and  mixed ‘kireru’ into her name.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.72,0:09:43.48,Default,TL,0,0,0,,{\an8} TL Note: In this instance 'kireru' means ‘snapped', as in got angry suddenly.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.48,0:09:45.70,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Even when you explain it I don’t really get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.84,0:09:48.81,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,She just threw the remote, that girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.81,0:09:50.12,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,She threw it all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.12,0:09:52.54,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Normally, even at most you’d only throw a red pencil, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.54,0:09:55.45,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,I wonder, wouldn’t a pencil be more dangerous?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.45,0:09:59.53,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Not a pencil, a red pencil. The image is nicer so it’s okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.53,0:10:02.25,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Even if it’s nice, if you get pierced it’ll hurt!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.53,0:10:04.17,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.17,0:10:05.69,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Hmm? What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.69,0:10:07.69,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Uh oh. This is dangerous.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.69,0:10:08.02,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Hm?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.02,0:10:12.98,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Senjougahara-san, leave the rest to me; you’re fine to go home now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.98,0:10:16.84,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Eh? I, a slow starter, have finally managed to produce some motivation for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.84,0:10:18.78,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Why are you suddenly saying that it’s ok for me to go home?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.78,0:10:23.44,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,I’ve just noticed that a few somewhat problematic developments are coming up,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.44,0:10:26.20,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,perhaps not in this first episode but the second episode…
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.20,0:10:29.88,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,It’s okay, it’s okay Hanekawa-san. I’ve seen this once on television,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.88,0:10:32.62,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,so I’m aware of that middle schooler with bangs.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.62,0:10:35.81,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Oh, so you were. “That middle schooler with bangs”…
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.81,0:10:38.86,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,At this point, the fact that there existed a middle schooler who had become emotionally attached
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.86,0:10:40.82,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,to Araragi-kun was information that had already entered my hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.82,0:10:43.14,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I was simply pretending not to be aware of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.14,0:10:44.18,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.18,0:10:45.32,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,It’s being mature.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.32,0:10:49.24,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,A middle-schooler here and there isn’t a big deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.80,0:10:54.77,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Oh yeah, this Tsukihi-chan is doing the alternative commentary, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.77,0:10:57.70,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,That’s right, her and the middle schooler with bangs we were just talking about
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.70,0:10:59.24,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,to make a middle school second year combination.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.24,0:11:02.98,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Of course, there’s definitely no way that the viewers have heard that yet, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.98,0:11:04.50,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,You’re very fussy about watching in order, aren’t you?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.50,0:11:06.17,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,There’s a hierarchy here, isn’t there?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.17,0:11:07.96,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,What happened to being mature?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.96,0:11:10.66,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,What’s an alternative commentary in the first place?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.96,0:11:10.66,Default,TL,0,0,0,,{\an8} TL Note: uraonsei, literally back commentary
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.66,0:11:13.93,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,That phrase is being used like its meaning is obvious, but don’t you think it’s a bit weird?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.93,0:11:15.57,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Like it implies they speak in falsetto the whole time?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.93,0:11:15.57,Default,TL,0,0,0,,{\an8}TL Note: uragoe, literally back voice
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.57,0:11:19.13,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,It’s commemoration for the Blu-ray and DVD Volume 1 release.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.13,0:11:22.10,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,You could think of it as being a special service, just for the first time.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.10,0:11:23.37,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Just for the first time?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.37,0:11:25.84,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,So does that mean there won’t be an alternative commentary from volume 2 onwards?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.84,0:11:28.32,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Wow, that’s disappointing. It feels like I’ve lost something.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.32,0:11:30.09,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,You can’t say stuff like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.09,0:11:33.69,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,That’s the thing with special services; if you overdo it, it can have the opposite effect instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.69,0:11:36.92,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,The moment you offer something it can become standard, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.92,0:11:41.05,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Let’s just edit the alternative commentary out, it’s not necessary.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.06,0:11:43.53,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,You’re making it too obvious that you’re seeing the middle-schoolers as rivals!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.53,0:11:45.79,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Well, the truth is, the fact that there are three audio tracks
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.80,0:11:48.56,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,on this disc has surprised me a little, that’s all.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.20,0:11:52.34,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,The conversation turns a bit serious from here, doesn’t it?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.34,0:11:54.93,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,They have serious conversations too, these siblings.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.93,0:11:57.05,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Since they’re capable of having such conversations,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.05,0:12:00.74,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,perhaps it’s alright for me to let them do the commentary.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.74,0:12:01.92,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,You’re really looking down on them, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.92,0:12:04.53,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Well, I did do quite a lot of these in the prequel.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.53,0:12:07.12,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Volumes 1, 3, and an episode of 5 –
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.12,0:12:12.45,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,therefore, I can’t really help it if I’m acting somewhat like a vetaran.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.46,0:12:13.18,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,Vetaran?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.18,0:12:13.89,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,Veteran.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.89,0:12:17.30,Default,TL,0,0,0,,{\an8}{Could have misheard this: kabuko? Like, 下部  with random –ko suffix? Alternatively, she messed up saying kanojo?} TL Note: Yeah I dunno, this one lost me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.89,0:12:17.30,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,If you’re a veteran, you shouldn’t be making mistakes. Our juniors are coming up, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.30,0:12:18.96,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,As a veteran commentator,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.96,0:12:23.83,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,I feel like I have to be somewhat stern towards the newcomers, otherwise they won’t mature properly.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.54,0:12:27.62,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,And my, those are some cute thighs. What nice bare legs.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.62,0:12:31.96,Tsubasa,Tsubasa,0,0,0,,That’s a “veteran commentator’s” comment? - “Being stern towards the juniors”?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.96,0:12:34.62,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,You know, if we’re talking about veteran commentators,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.62,0:12:36.57,Hitagi,Hitagi,0,0,0,,the first person you’d think of would be Hanekawa-san, surely.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.57,0:12:38.86